It seems like it’s been an eternity since Shawn Johnson won Season 8 of this show, and now we’re on the verge of Season 9, which will begin its onslaught of (Lord help us) 2 hour episodes on Monday, September 21 at 8pm. The roster is up to a whopping 16 contestants, and we’ve been promised at least a couple double eliminations. We’re hoping there won’t be any more of those painful dance-offs, though. Those were just embarassing. Let’s take a quick trip through the list of “stars”…a term that gets used more and more loosely every time they do this thing. Who’s got a legitimate shot? Any ringers? Which ones are pure canon fodder? Read on:
