Wow, Samantha Harris’ dress is shiny! I guess it’s in honor of the FUTURE PASO being the encore dance! I really wonder what my partner, EJ, thinks about this shtick, since it combines such polarizing things as Joanna Krupa and his favorite dance, the paso doble. As the dance ends, I feel like I just got a lot of information about Joanna’s naughty bits. This goes perfectly with the fact that Hef (wearing a suit and a fetching fedora, mind you) and his girlfriends are in the audience. I guess they have to support their newest cover girl, huh?