Bachelor Pad–This one just made us want to soak in bleach after every episode. The premise of coming back to the Bachelor bubble for the purpose of winning money rather than finding love seemed slightly intriguing at first, but it degenerated into such a vapid popularity contest so quickly, we were grossed out. And the games! Eating a pie (when was the last time any of these women ever consumed any carbs at all?); a blind kissing contest (why not just inject the herpes virus into the contestants directly?); ballroom dancing with hot Dancing With the Stars celeb instructors? Plus, all the skeevy fantasy suite nonsense with every reward? I just hope all these folks renewed their Valtrex prescriptions before taping began.
