Celebrity Apprentice 3-1

To his credit, Bret says that the women will know he’s been stoned every day since the third grade and will probably choose him. Ha! At that moment, the women are doing just that. Some of them want to put Blagojevich up, since he was dumb enough to get caught. But they ultimately do choose Bret. I love that Cyndi points to his picture and says “What about this here fella?” That’s right, she can’t come up with his name despite it being printed under his picture. Cyndi, as you’ll see, does not exactly have all her wheels on the ground. Is that a phrase? Carol Leifer interviews that he’s a “man whore”, and she says it like it’s a set-up for a joke. “Brett Michaels. Rock of Love, right? Where he’s basically a man whore.” Then she pauses, which makes me think it’s a beat and there’s going to be a hilarious punch line. And she follows up with “Well, let’s see how he does.” That is not a good joke! By the way, this recap is just over 1000 words, and we’re ten minutes into the show. I hope you brought a sandwich, because we’re going to be here a while.