Celebrity Apprentice 3-1

The men visit their diner, and the guy who runs the place shows Curtis around. Bret Michaels thanks God for Curtis, and God is all like “Man, don’t bring Me into this”. Meanwhile, the ladies show up at their own Burger Heaven. They decide to focus on advertising, with fliers and photos. Sharon can’t find her photographer, but she notices a paparazzo and enlists him into service. (Again, say what you want, but Sharon is damn resourceful.–Myndi) That guy’s day just took an odd turn. He takes shots of Sharon and Cyndi. Holly Robinson Peete starts designing the menu, but she does it in a way that makes her seem irritated with everyone. Carol Leifer suggests fruit salads, which Cyndi hears as “hamburgers with strawberries”. Cyndi interviews about how bossy Holly is. Carol, who I actually like, interviews that her teammates are “dumb bitches” because they want to serve hamburgers with, get this, French fries. I think Carol is participating in this show ironically.