Celebrity Apprentice 3-1

Once again, Holly complains that their big donors aren’t getting in. If she’s so sure she can identify them, why doesn’t she go out and find them? I find that I don’t like her. Time runs out, and both diners shut down. And that’s the task! You know what that means…

Boardroom Time! Cyndi Lauper has crazy hair that looks like she just woke up. Underneath a bridge. Trump actually makes fun of her hair, because that’s how bad it is. When asked, both teams talk about how well they did and how much they love their teams. This is great, because Cyndi talks about how everybody brought in their rich friends, and she credits Carol with bringing in Joan Rivers. Don Jr. breaks it to her that “Joan was there for the task”. Cyndi responds “Joan Rivers was there for what task?” Ha! Sweet lady, but she is not all there. If it weren’t for “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”, she’d be the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons. Sharon is absolutely laughing her ass off at this.