Celebrity Apprentice 3-1

Opening theme time! Unfortunately, it’s hyper-shortened version without any shots of the retarded baby ducklings. Just Ivanka looking pretty and Don Jr. gradually giving in to the implacable march of genetics.

Everybody assembles in Grand Central Terminal to wait for Trump. Curtis Stone admits to being a little starstruck, and also afraid of Goldberg. Bret Michaels is wearing both a bandana and a studded cowboy hat, which is not a look that you see too often. (Except for every episode of Rock of Love.–Myndi) Trump talks about how awesome Grand Central is and why he loves charity. (Short answer: Because he heard that’s something humans are interested in sometimes.) Goldberg interviews that everybody there has attained success in their field, except for Rod Blagojevich. Ha! Hey, you know how you were irritated that Blagojevich was going to be on this season? Every single person on the show is just as irritated as you are.