Celebrity Apprentice 3-5

Curtis is pleasantly surprised to realize that they got all the shots they need. Their ad seems to be about kids making Clyde perform physical feats and then sniffing him. Clyde is such a ham – I love it. The next morning, they ask about Bret’s daughter while they’re in the van, and he says it could be a couple of weeks before they get the diagnosis. Is that real? I thought that was something they could test for, like, instantly. I mean, Bill on King of the Hill didn’t even get his clothes back on before they had the results. (Yes, most of my knowledge about medicine comes from Mike Judge cartoons.) Bret is wearing a cowboy hat that says “American Outlaw”, because he’s tough like that. Oh man, there is also a bikini girl airbrushed on the front. There are no words. (But, there are gag reflexes.  Gross.–Myndi)