Celebrity Apprentice 3-5

Rock Solid presents to Right Guard. Each man enters individually and explains why they need Total Defense. Goldberg is the last to enter, and he deadpans it perfectly. “Those are very compelling stories, ladies”. His delivery absolutely kills me. When we watched this the first time through, we kept rewinding this bit and laughing every time. Then they all pull off their shirts, Goldberg tearing his off Hulk-style, to reveal Right Guard jerseys. They show their ads, and they’re kind of cute but not really professional. The executives don’t react at all, and Bret gets a rare intentional laugh in an interview – “It was a look of confusion and stoicness – stofusion”. Never mind that “stoicness” isn’t a word, that was still pretty funny.