Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 2 “Discombooberated”

Don Jr. stops in to see Tenacity, and he sees Maria and Holly eating popsicles. It is a rare moment of restraint here – the editors don’t actually go for lingering close-ups of Maria deep-throating her frozen confection. Bravo! (Some of us are still horrified by the shot of Jenna Jameson and the hot dog in Season One.) Maria tells him that she’s playing for the Make a Wish Foundation. Again, I like Maria, but I’ve never seen somebody so committed to dropping the ‘g’ from the end of words. Hilariously, Don Jr. keeps staring directly at the crazy thing on her head. He can’t look away!