Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 2 “Discombooberated”

The Make-a-Wish lady shows up with some kids, which is kind of sweet. Melissa puts a championship belt on a tiny little girl who vamps something fierce. They take some pictures and everybody’s super nice. At one point, Selita asks a nice little boy named Alex what he wants to be when he grows up. It is awesome, because Alex gives her the greatest “Bitch, please” look I have ever seen. Seriously, and this is awful, but don’t ask the Make-a-Wish kids about their plans for the future, especially if you don’t know them and why they’re in the program. That is a minefield right there.