Cyndi pushes for Sharon Osbourne, but Sharon doesn’t feel well. Maria Kanellis takes the reins, and for some reason, she has a giant red doily covering the upper right quadrant of her head. I don’t know what it is, and I’m not sure why she thought it was a good choice. I can’t even figure out what it would look like in three dimensions – it’s just this big weird thing and I don’t know how you’d even get one of those. She’s also wearing giant hoop earrings, which is always a problem for me. I like Maria, I just feel I should point this out.
