Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 4

Full disclosure: I don’t know a damn thing about Harry Potter. Like, I’ve picked up some things through pop-culture osmosis, but really just some of the names and terminology. I have no framework for knowing what a “Quidditch” is, for example. Thus, I will not be able to make hilarious and esoteric references to the books and movies over the course of this recap. If only they designed a Batman display…