Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 6

Back to Tenacity, Cyndi sends Holly and Summer off to do the shopping, and Holly argues as if she’s already failed and incurred Cyndi’s wrath. She’s so much more concerned with getting Cyndi to agree not to be angry if they buy the wrong things than she is with actually going and buying things. Do you think the 21 Jump Street cast regularly gets together to convince each other that they’re just as good as Johnny Depp? I bet they do. And then there’s a weird argument over what 60’s actress they should try to make Emily’s eyes resemble. I swear, there’s a parallel world where this episode makes total sense, but that’s not the world we live in. In this world, Locke’s still in the wheelchair and there’s no Island, and Daniel Faraday is apparently Jack White. (Sorry – forgot what show I was recapping for a second there. It happens.) Anyway, somehow this ends with Cyndi leaving to go shopping and Holly hanging out to complain about Cyndi.