Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 6

Over at Rock Solid, Bret goes over the press kit with Luke. It’s got the dopey sort of hyperbole that you’d expect in a press kit, but Luke objects. Dude, it’s a press kit, not a deposition. You will not have to prove that you’ve literally loved country music since the moment you were born. Luke hems and haws about every sentence, and it’s just ridiculous. He has a reasonable objection, though, to the line that he’s “more pipe than hype”. Yeah, there’s no way that doesn’t sound like they’re talking about his penis.