Celebrity Apprentice: Season 3, Episode 7

Rock Solid meets with their graphic designer, and you will be pleased to know that Bret describes her as “very pretty”. Dude, when Bret is all better, I hope he does a VH1 show about his recovery. “Dr. Bos, my neurologist, absolutely saved my life, and her body is bangin’!” Anyway, Bret unloads a metric ton of design ideas, including making up backstage passes for the people who attend. Then they start getting slap-happy, and come up with titles for each of them. Maria is the “Diva Thrust Specialist”. Sharon handles “Personal Motivation and Cussing” (OK, that one’s pretty funny.) And Bret is the “Gynecological Expert”, only none of the people in the room know how to spell “gynecological”. Keep in mind, they all have computers with Internet connections. Somehow, four people put their heads together and determine that the word includes an “h”. Then there’s an interview with Sharon where she can’t even pronounce it, so she points at her crotch and says “You know, one of those doctors who looks at your old privates”. Ha!  (I loved the backstage pass idea, but Bret’s title was just gross.–Myndi)