Celebrity Apprentice: Season 3, Episode 7

That’s magic right there. You really need to see the clip, because she’s so into it, and her Brooklyn accent has flared up to the point where she should probably be a cartoon gangster named “Fingers”. I love that she thinks of Hawaii as one of “the oddest places”, but I’m most intrigued by the fact that she met him on Apprentice. Does this mean he showed up at one of the tasks and the footage got cut? Like, he came in to pose with a WWE belt for his Kodak Moment, and NBC didn’t think it was worth using? Probably Hasselhoff was all like “Hey, you know how you had Piers Morgan on the show and now you have Sharon Osbourne? Two of the three America’s Got Talent judges. Might as well have all three, right?” And the camera guys are all uncomfortable because Hasselhoff didn’t know he’d been replaced by Howie Mandel. How did that not make it to air? I hesitate to say this, but it’s entirely possible that this show isn’t long enough.