Celebrity Apprentice: Season 3, Episode 7

The retarded baby ducklings show up at the makeshift driving range. He introduces the family, and I’m not sure whether Melania or Barron looks more confused. Seriously, I think Melania might be a mail-order bride. I’ve never seen anything that leads me to believe she can speak or understand English. (NOTE: Since I wrote this, my mother informed me that she saw Melania selling jewelry on QVC. Actual quote from my mother: “How does Donald Trump’s daughter have such a thick accent?”) Trump makes fun of Rock Solid, and I’m a little jarred that he said “ass” in front of Barron. It’s time to shuffle the teams!