Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, “Snapple-osophy”

Maria thinks this is the most valid reason ever to dislike somebody. Holly does not find it funny at all, because she’s dead inside. (I blame Rodney Peete & his toilet clogging ways.–Myndi) Trump is, get this, offended that she sullied his Boardroom with the locker room talk. OK, who has gotten bleeped in the Boardroom more than Trump this season? Still, Trump finds it gross and he fires Maria for reminding him that poo exists. It’s kind of great because Maria knows how stupid this is at this point. Unfortunately, she’s crying in her interview. Awww. Come on, Maria – you were (more often than not) awesome and funny on this show, and your efforts got a lot of money to some good charities. You made the Top Five and then got kicked out because Trump became a prude without warning. Let’s face it, if you’re going to get fired for lousy reasons, a turd joke is one for the books. Don’t cry, Maria!