Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, “Snapple-osophy”

Trump sends everybody out, and it’s time for the individual interview. Curtis is first. And we’re doing a weird thing where Trump talks to Joan and Bill about the interviews, and then we see the interviews. What, we’re suddenly getting all clever with the storytelling? Is this the Celebrity Apprentice version of “Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel”? Oh, also Trump flat-out lies when he talks about the days when Apprentice “was the number one show on television”. That was never true. Unless by “number one show on television”, you mean “occasionally won its time slot”. Maybe in that alternate Fringe universe where they still use blimps, but not here.