Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, “Snapple-osophy”

Opening Theme! I like how they manage to work the Nike Swoosh into Michael’s scene. Mark Burnett knows his product placement, yo.

The retarded baby ducklings return to the Boardroom. Trump’s going to fire one person right now, and then the remaining four will be interviewed by Joan Rivers and Bill Rancic. Did you guys remember that Bill existed? (Yes…thanks to that dumb reality show he has with his wife.–Myndi) Anyway, after the interviews he’ll fire two more people. Maria totally has the eye of the tiger right now. It looks like she’s deciding which of the Trumps she’s going to punch. Is it wrong that I wish she and Ivanka would fight? And maybe accidentally kiss?