Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, “Snapple-osophy”

Bret again stresses the importance of getting hot girls for his ad. “It doesn’t matter if they’re funny”. There’s something vaguely seedy about the way they’re picking them off a website and judging whether they’re attractive enough. It’s like they’re using the adult section of Craigslist. The pretty girls start to show up and Bret is very attentive, to the extent of ignoring everything else he has to get done. Bret tells the room of girls about how his first issue of Playboy ruined him, because it was the “Women in Business” issue. You know, I don’t think actually businesswomen pose for Playboy. Either way, he’s telling a room full of women that they’re there to re-enact his childhood fetish, so there’s that.