Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, “Snapple-osophy”

He leads by asking Holly why he shouldn’t fire her. She speaks in vague clichés, including the phrase “sweat equity”, which I think should be shortened to “swequity”. Bret says he shouldn’t be fired because he works hard and has diabetes. He also says that his charity chose him, and I’m pretty sure they actually didn’t. Curtis claims that he’s a natural leader and starts to give his bio, and Maria just starts smirking. She says they all started young, and she again brings up the disturbing fact that she started modeling at 15. It’s not modeling if the photo shoot happens in the back of a van.