Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Are You Talking About, On This Planet?”

Somehow, Backbone managed to cast the one guy who makes Jose look like a good actor.  This guy is ridiculous.  He’s following Harold Zoid’s dictum that every scene must contain every single emotion.  Jose interviews that “My Twitter is going to blow up.  My Facebook is going to be ridiculous”, because he’s totally down with social media.  Unless “my twitter” is a euphemism.  Also, can you imagine what Jose’s Twitter feed must be?  “Yelled at the neighborhood kids for a while.”  “Pushed every number on my phone at the same time, but no alien ships responded.”  Even his Twitter page blinks angrily.  Jose says his father will kill him, but something tells me that pretending to be gay on a commercial isn’t the worst thing he’s ever done.  Take a minute to think about it Jose – this is not the first thing that will disappoint your father.  John Rich worries about homosexuality some more and makes that constipated face that he always makes.  You’d think he’s be more accepting of the gay community, since he shares so much of their fashion sense.  (BURN!)