Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Code Red. Money Time. Dollar Bills.”

Trump asks Kaboy if they missed Meat Loaf, and he says the three of them had really bonded on previous tasks.  John’s not sure if they beat Meat Loaf, and Trump talks more about how devastated he’ll be if they lose.  Ivanka comments on Backbone, and she basically just says they’re solid.  Trump talks about how Lil Jon being good on the show will ruin his image and then points out his grill to Jim.  (“Hey, Jim Cramer!  Act like you couldn’t understand what somebody said to you, but you’re humoring them anyway.”)  And then John Rich sheds the “Kaboy” nickname once and for all by promising Meat Loaf that, if ASAP loses, he will personally match whatever money Meat Loaf raised for Painted Turtle.  That is actually awesome.  There are things I don’t like about John, mainly that he seems to have picked a side in a culture war that nobody else is fighting, but that is a very cool thing to do and I really respect him for it.  Meat Loaf bursts into tears of happiness, and he talks about how great John and Marlee both are and how they made him want to be a better person.  Trump says that “the world is really gonna love this guy” about Meat Loaf.  Um, excuse me?  The world already loves Meat Loaf, sir.  Need I cite each and every track from Bat out of Hell?  Or perhaps “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”?  “Everything Louder Than Everything Else”?  “Life is a Lemon (And I Want My Money Back)”?  The spoken-word “Wasted Youth”?  His duet with Cher?  There is nothing more that Meat Loaf can give to the world, and our love for him is assured.  Good day to you.  I said good day!