Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Code Red. Money Time. Dollar Bills.”

Jim reveals that ASAP raised $102,080.  Which is pretty good for fifty tickets.  Also, that eighty dollars is weird.  It’s like a negotiation went awry.  Backbone raised $82,500, which means ASAP wins and the kids of Painted Turtle are going to be farting into gold pajamas.  (Is that a saying?  Can we make it one?)  Trump says “impersonal” when he means “impartial”, Meat Loaf cries, and ASAP is dismissed.

In the suite, Meat Loaf tearfully calls his wife, and he calls this one of the three best moments of his life.  Now, I love Meat Loaf, but I imagine his wife probably gets about six tearful phone calls a day.  “Honey, I played with a kitten (sob)!”  “Sweetie, I just saw Thor and I think Natalie Portman’s performance was lifeless (choke)!”