Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Code Red. Money Time. Dollar Bills.”

Everybody assembles back in the Suite, because we are only at the halfway point of the episode!  Per John, this is where they separate “the boys from the men”.  Presumably, the women should just voluntarily leave the show right now, out of respect to testicles.  Everybody talks about Meat Loaf for a while, because he’s still delicate and I think everybody realizes that hearing nice things will get him back on his feet.

We’re going to break right here to keep this recap from running too long.  (I know, that ship has already sailed.)  Come back Monday for Part Two, in which a company that used to use Batman as a spokesperson assumes that Star Jones can come up with a better hook than that.