It’s the morning of the show, and Backbone arrives at the dressing room. Immediately, Meat Loaf has to poop. It’s his second dump of the episode. Who does he think he is, Curtis Stone? Turns out, Niki brought along some more “top models”. Do we still live in a world where there are supermodels? 20 years ago, we all knew their names. Now, the only models I can name are the ones I could name 20 years ago. I get the feeling that supermodels don’t exist anymore. It’s a part of American society that’s lost forever. I thought about throwing a benefit dinner to raise money on their behalf, but they don’t eat.
