The ducklings assemble in a parking garage. Wow, they’ve scaled back on the opulence this week. Are we going to get a trip to the Trump Cave this year? I feel like seeing a bunch of things that are made of gold whether or not it impairs their primary function. I’m just going to let Trump kick this off, OK?
“Celebrities like to look good? Do we agree? And what’s the most important part of looking good? In my opinion, hair. Now, I’ve been abused over the years for my hair. I don’t think it’s so bad, I have friends who don’t have any hair. Hair is very important.”
