Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Holly Robinson-Peete led Tenacity to their first loss since Week One, with a deodorant commercial that implied Scottie Pippen is a child molester. Also, Maria Kanellis was the only person on either team who could sink a free throw. There’s an extended opener this week where […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Blagojevich’s technological incompetence got in the way when he was separated from his team. Both teams made Harry Potter interactive displays, and Bret Michaels may have compared Harry to Jesus. Everybody on Tenacity who isn’t Maria Kanellis was crappy to Cyndi Lauper. Eventually, Rock Solid suffered […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Cyndi Lauper had crazy questions about the Internet and displayed the physical strength of the ant who lifts 100 times its own body weight. Bret Michaels was a weird combination of Dwight Schrute and herpes. And Darryl Strawberry finally got to leave because he was sleepy. […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Goldberg lifted multiple people over his head. Cyndi Lauper schlepped carpet across a busy street. Bret Michaels got all whiny. Sharon Osbourne coughed all over the refreshment table. Cranky Jeff from Kodak made his triumphant return and gave Tenacity their first win, despite Project Manager Maria […]

So, it looks like Trump’s talk about hard economic times is going to be the lead-in to every episode. Sadly, we don’t get to the “You know what? I’m walking!” That’s Trump’s Emmy reel. Also, the announcer tells us who everybody is, and I sort of miss the extended opening […]

Here we are – another season of Celebrity Apprentice. Ordinarily, I’d start a new season of recaps with a lengthy introduction. However, this is a two hour show and there’s nothing I can say that can possibly prepare you for Cyndi Lauper singing “True Colors” accompanied by accordion. This will […]