Dancing With the Stars–Performances Week 3 (Mar 24)

Steve Wozniak and Karina (10/30) Steve, the eternal optimist, was happy doing the dance off last week because he got to do his quickstep again.  He then injured his hamstring in practice, and got carted away in the ambulance.  The show told him it would be “no problem” if he wanted to drop out.  Hmmmm…I wonder if that was the exact wording.  His samba began with them going backwards down stairs–yikes.  Steve did knee walks (ow!) and made a pitiful attempt at breakdancing.  He also didn’t completely catch Karina when she flipped onto his lap at the end.  Carrie Ann called him adorable, but said the novelty has worn off.  Len said it was terrible.  Bruno said it was the worst samba he’s ever seen and seemed genuinely pissed to have witnessed this.  Steve actually offered to check their computers in exchange for mercy.  In the red room, he busted out a joke I’m guessing he came up with back in the ambulance:  “Mix dancing and Smirnoff and you might end up in an ambulance…”