Dancing with the Stars: Performances, Week 6 (Apr 14)

Samantha calls this the halfway point of the competition, which means we’re only a week or so away from watching the opening credits and asking “Were they on this season?” Denise Richards will be a distant memory in no time, I promise. Tonight, we’ll be seeing the Jive and the Rumba, and I am no friend to the Jive.

I use this joke every season, but every single Jive looks to me like two spazzy hobos who are happy that they found a nickel. But let’s give them the chance to prove me wrong.