Now, a package on how to build a perfect partner. First, you need a good attitude, which Chuck has suddenly developed. Gille’s arms are his secret weapon. Ty has great core strength, resulting in good posture. Melissa has great legs, and control over them, like a paint brush on a canvas, according to Bruno. Shawn Johnson has the best footwork. Lil Kim’s face is her best asset, making it seem like she’s performing to everyone individually. Put ’em together and what have you got? Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo. I mean, The Perfect Dancer. He or she is very ugly.
Next safe couple…Ty and Chelsie! Jinkies. This mens someone I like is going home. Oh, hey it’s another endorsement spoof, so I guess this is a schtick for the night. It’s for a fake service called “Dance Match” that Melissa supposedly founded. Chuck and Julianne goof on the eharmony commercials. They are so flippin’ cute. Chuck’s hair looks super dorky, and I’m not sure if it’s on purpose. If it’s not, I’ve found his lone physical flaw.
