Pamela Anderson and Damien Whitwood–Wow. I can’t even imagine what kind of insane train wreck this is going to be. It was bad enough when Holly Madison was a last minute replacement for Jewel and she was a wooden Barbie doll in the ballroom. With all our prior knowledge of Pammie, this could be painful to watch. I mean, she’s ditsy, top heavy and not all that bright.
Plus, she’s got the new guy, Damien, who joins Derek in the “I look like I was carved out of butter” club. I can’t wait to until both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock show up in the ballroom to cheer her on. It’ll be like that fight at the VMAs, but with more glitter. (The only reason I’m happy to see her this season? Just waiting for Bruno to make a reference to her sex tape. It’ll happen. – EJ)
