Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani–Oh, Tony. I used to hate you, but now I’ve grown to appreciate you based on some of the crap you have to put up with, always being cast in the role of cougarwrangler. (If that’s
not a real job, it totally should be!) I watched Kate and her extensions on Jimmy Kimmel, where she explained that a dance studio was being set up in her Pennsylvania home so she wouldn’t have to relocate to L.A. for the show. The thing is, I don’t thing she’ll be on long. She and Tony have both already said she can’t dance, and so many viewers loathe her before the show even begins. It’ll be a major PR triumph if she manages to stick around. I’m guessing we will see the kids early and often to remind people why they once found her fascinating. (I’m disappointed that this ends my streak of refusing to acknowledge that Kate exists. Hopefully it’ll be over soon. — EJ)
