Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya–Dare I say that Evan is the partner Anna’s been waiting for? He’s a newly-minted gold medalist, which is like catnip to fans of this show. Plus, he’s figure skater and he’s extremely tall, unlike, say, Scott Hamilton. As an added bonus, the man already loves to wear ridiculous costumes (Honestly, I felt like his Olympic costumes were gayer than those of his homosexual teammate, Johnny Weir) and he is not afraid of a good spray tan. (I don’t know Evan, but it sounds like he’ll ensure many weeks of Anna this season. When I type her name, please assume that it is surrounded by hearts and cartoon bluebirds. — EJ)
