Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke–The artist formerly known as 
Chad Johnson, wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, is kind of a douche. But, even if you didn’t know that based on watching him and his obnoxious touchdown celebrations (for which he almost always gets fined by the NFL), you kind of did know the second he legally changed his last name to his jersey number. Er, almost. His number is 85, and “Ocho Cinco” is technically “Eight Five”. So, really his last name should be Ochentacinco, but I’m guessing that just didn’t sound quite as awesome to him. And in other news, Cheryl got an athlete for a partner again. Some more. Way to be unpredictable, Show. (Sometimes this show helps to redeem d-bags. Warren Sapp has a miserable reputation, and he was absolutely delightful. Still, I kind of hate this guy on principle. — EJ)
