David Hasselhoff & Kym (15)–They actually have Kym meet him in Germany, of course. The rehearsals are tough, and David says, “My heart’s in the right place. My body’s old.” Also, there may be a few organs that are pickled. There’s a lot of walking going on for a cha cha cha and I think David may have pulled something. It’s sort of a trainwreck. Carrie Ann calls him the offspring of Donny Osmond and Jerry Springer. She says he dances with his mouth. Ew. Len sums it up thusly: “It’s never too early to panic.” Ha! Bruno calls it a “potpouri of insanity.” It was that.
