Bristol Palin & Mark (18)–She’s an advocate for teen pregnancy prevention, which should not give her infant son a complex at all! And she’s relating their song “Mama Told Me Not to Come” to her relationship with her baby daddy. She’s worried about embarrassing her mom, but something tells me mom can handle that all by herself. Her biggest accomplishment in the routine is ripping off the suit she’s wearing to reveal a fringy red halter minidress that is sexy but tasteful. And she doesn’t, ya know, fall or anything. Look, I couldn’t do any better, so I can’t badmouth this girl, who is simply looking for a platform to do whatever it is she wants to do. But, it’s not exactly good. Len calls it “acceptable”. Bruno calls the dance floor “virgin” territory, which had to be on purpose. He liked her hip action, which was no doubt helped by the flapper dress. Carrie Ann admits she thought Bristol would be boring and says she was wrong. Mark seems to really like his partner, by the way.
