More clips with Kyle Massey and Lacey clowning around and Rick Fox’s crazy Mohawk terrifying me all over again. Seriously, I remember him smacking around Augustus Hill on Oz – he was all drugged up and scary, and when he dances angry, it produces flashbacks. Anyway, the red lights come up again. Rick and Cheryl are safe, but Kyle and Lacey are still in jeopardy.
OK, this is something. According to Brooke, they asked “iconic rockers” to weigh in on the competition. I’m not sure how closely actual rockers follow celebrity ballroom dancing, but whatever. First up, of course, is Bret Michaels. Sadly, he and the other rockers just speak in clichés about rock and the importance of a good performance. Alice Cooper and Dee Snider(!) also stress the importance of rocking. Finally, they start dishing on the actual contestants. Bret says that Brandy owns the stage. Dee thinks that Rick has “got it under control”. Alice says Bristol has guts. Bret touts Kyle’s larger-than-life personality. Alice says that Kurt “knows his stuff upside down and backwards”. Bret thinks that Jennifer wears her heart on her sleeve. Dee says that Audrina has got it going on. Boy, that looked like it was going to be an interesting for about two seconds and then it wasn’t.
