And now Kylie Minogue performs with a bunch of shirtless dudes and unoccupied chairs. She’s so tiny, I don’t even think she’s real. I think she might be some sort of sprite. Boy, was it actually fifteen years ago that she played Cammy in Street Fighter: The Movie? That was weird casting. Let’s see, we need a special forces officer who’s an excellent hand-to-hand combatant. How about the woman who sang “Do the Locomotion”?
We get another clips package about our high scorers, Brandy and Audrina Patridge. You know, if I’m not looking at Audrina, I forget that she exists. There’s just no personality there. Also, they announce the past stars who’ll be returning as guest judges next week: Helio Castroneves, Kelly Osbourne, Emmitt Smith, Drew Lachey, Mel B, and Gilles Marini. (One of those will make Myndi very happy….) Also, Apolo Ohno and Kristi Yamaguchi will be captains of the dance teams. Wow, that’s pretty cool. So if you include Brooke, that’s seven of the ten previous winners who will be involved. I would be so happy if Kelly Monaco showed up…
