Audrina Partridge – I actually have no idea who this person is. I’ve never seen The Hills, and am only vaguely clear on what exactly this is. My only exposure to Audrina comes from the fact that the website What Would Tyler Durden Do? occasionally runs bikini pictures of her. I have never seen her in motion or heard her speak. Which is probably a good thing, since everybody from The Hills who gets outside publicity is a terrible human being. She’s the young hottie this season, so it’s kind of surprising that she isn’t paired with Derek. Instead, she’s with Tony Dovolani, who I like more and more. The man partnered with Kate Gosselin, and he deserves an easy time of it this season.