David Hasselhoff–Can Germans vote for The Hoff online? I’m pretty sure Hasselhoff’s got some decent rhythm, and should be able to get the hang of choreography, so I think he’ll do well. You know he’ll be hamming it up but good, and luckily Kym’s been through all this before with Donny Osmond. Once again, we’re dealing with a fallen celeb who’s looking to rehab his image and possibly make some delinquent mortgage payments (I have no proof of this, but I think it’s certainly possible.) We’ll either want to strangle David with his water rescue tube or find him totally endearing by the time he’s done.