Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Wait a minute, I leave for a week and this happens? Kurt Warner and Anna sent home? That is not cool! I’ll admit, I ended up liking Bristol Palin more than I would have expected, but the fact that she’s outlasted so many people who are much better dancers is getting me to resent her anew. She’s the new Billy Ray Cyrus! Other than that, the big event is that Carrie Ann and Maks are fighting. Somewhere, Tony Dovolani is a very happy man – he dodged that bullet for a change!
Seriously though, you guys had my back on the voting while I was gone, right? I would feel terrible if my vacation could be blamed for the elimination.