Carrie Ann says he reminds her of Ben Vereen, but he needs to work on his posture. Len says the energy level was high, but the dancing level was low. Bruno is all over the place at first, but says he needs to work on his hold because he’s “like a ninja turtle”. He ends up with a 17. I liked it better than the judges did, but you have to love the Ben Vereen comparison. And now, I’m off to go vote.
Kendra Wilkinson (18/30) – My sister just messaged me to say that Kendra has fat thighs for a skinny girl. I’ll have to watch for that. She’s partnered with Louis Van Amstel, who suggests that she should be a stripper with her moves. Kendra assures him that she’s been there, done that. Anyway, she says this first dance will be “classy hot” and not “club hot”. You know what? I’m in no shape to judge, but I see my sister’s point on the thigh thing. They are disproportionate for such a skinny girl. (Jane Feddes: “I am going to make America aware of her jelly thighs!” And because she’s on a roll, “She totally just drinks a lot and throws up. That’s the body of a cranberry vodka girl.”)
