Since this is the first week, the dancers will be recapped in chronological order, rather than our usual “first to worst” ranking system.
Chelsea Kane (21/30) – One of two stars I had never heard of before the cast was announced. She talks a little about the Jonas Brothers, and I’m not even entirely clear on what their deal is. She meets her partner, Mark Ballas, and they’re both young and adorable. She talks about how hard it is to learn, but never stops smiling, ‘cause that’s how the Disney Channel builds them! (As the designated parent in our recapping duo, I have seen Chelsea on Disney, and she’s very charming. She weighs about 80 pounds soaking weight, but she’s got game!–Myndi)