Len says that he lacked music. Bruno calls him “ungainly” and that Mike looked constipated. Carrie Ann says that he’s a little jerky, but he kept up. She liked him better than the men did, but thinks he needs a lot of work. Brooke asks him an awkward question about his Latin heritage, and then they talk about how he keeps disrobing. He gets a 13. Ouch.
Kirstie Alley (23/30) – Be honest, this is the one you’ve been waiting for. She’s got Maksim Chmerkovskiy as her partner, which should be a blast. I can’t believe there was a time when I didn’t like him. They’re already giving each other crap in rehearsal. And man, Kirstie is 60! How long ago was Cheers? Boy, if I run the numbers, it makes me depressed about how old I am. So instead, let’s head to the Cha Cha.
