Bruno actually thinks she needs to show her personality more, and then work on the technique. Which I think is the opposite of her problem. Weirdly, Carrie Ann agrees and wants her to “unleash the beast”. Len says her “dumplings are boiling over”, but she really needs to sell the dance. I thought there was more personality than they did, but they are the professionals. She gets a 14. I think it was better than that, but I may be biased by the fact that I want Joel McHale to talk about her for weeks and weeks.
Hines Ward (21/30) – Hey, he was on my fantasy playoff team! My winning fantasy playoff team, for the record. Thank you, Hines Ward, for being a part of the Heather Pop-and Locklears’ success. Strangely, Tom does not mention this in his intro. He’s partnered with Kym Johnson, who says she has a history of turning big clumsy men into dancers. Well, if she can get Warren Sapp to the finals… By the end of the montage, he’s feeling like a dancer.
