Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Despite Ralph Macchio rupturing a cyst and being in clearly visible pain throughout both performances, it was Romeo who left the show. And I did not intend to end that on a rhyme. So we’re down to the final four – Kirstie Alley and Maks, Ralph and Karina, Chelsea Kane and Mark, and Hines Ward and Kym. And if you had told me before the season began that Kirstie and Ralph would make up one-half of the semifinalists, I would have called you a liar and unfriended you on Facebook. And yet, here we are.