Bruno calls it “Battleship Geriatrica”. Cloris puts her leg on the judges’ table…as an enticement? To show him her bunions? I don’t know. For Len, she gets on her knees and prays. He says she acted it beautifully. Then, as Cloris is spilling herself all over, he has to tell her to “Mind (her) cleavage”, which is considerable. Carrie Ann invites Cloris to sit on her lap, and says she was graceful. Cloris says she’s an orphan, and to vote for her. Tom knows it’s all out of his control at the moment and checks his watch. He finally shoos them backstage, where Cloris gets another standing O. As she gets her scores, a 6 from Carrie Ann and 5’s from the guys for a total of 16, every word out of her mouth gets bleeped. Adam Carolla and Penn Jillette had nothing on Cloris Leachman. Samantha begs Tom to take the show back!
